Noise to Signal: The Twitter funnies

140 characters, unlimited comic possibilities.

No, Mr. Bond; I expect you to tweet (megalomaniac to tied-up secret agent) And then, Mr. Bond, once I have every Twitter account on the planet following me, I'll... I'll... well, I haven't thought that far ahead yet. read full article	Better use two hashes, just to make sure Surely the most sophisticated communications network in human history can resolve this environmental catastrophe - HEY! How about a HASHTAG?! read full article	Tweaty (woman to an Israeli and a Palestinian negotiator) So it's agreed: a two-state solution, an immediate cessation of hostilities, and you'll both #followfriday each other. read full article
The new royalty (one person to a friend dressed in royal robes, sitting on a throne) Dude, remember how you said passing the 100,000-follower mark wouldn't change you..? read full article	Beating a hasty retweet (brainstorming meeting member) Hey, how about we hold a contest where people retweet our message repeatedly, and whoever loses the most friends wins? read full article	Mommy, where do hashtags come from? read full article
@shakespeare read full article	#backchannel (one funeral-goer to another, watching a eulogy with a large Twitter stream projected behind the speaker and casket) I'm just saying not every event needs a backchannel. read full article	RTWS: Everyone has an opinion Summit attendees tell another attendee 'We can't help but notice you're using the wrong Twitter app.' read full article